Three good friends hit it big, and good help is hard to find.

In which our hero, the fool, rendered near sexless, fully demonstrates his lack of wisdom to an awestruck audience.

In which men of the cloth compete in vice.

Humpday Stories ep. 16 It Didn't cost him nothing.

A man, a bet, a sneaky screw.

Humpday Stories ep. 15 The Loss of Jenkin Horn

In which a preacher and a sheepherder are confused by a young country girl hungry for fun.

ep. 14 He Didn't get no pension

In which a veteran is betrayed by his own virility.

Synopsis:
She doesn't want it, can't afford it, and doesn't even know how it got there. It's the junk man, she needs the fix, the speed, the knowledge that everything is going to be okay, if just for now.

Intent:
I'm publishing an album of mine here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike.

Background:
This album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin, SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk, The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.

Humpday Stories Ep 13 The Man Who Had a Baby

5 of 13 "4 Lex"

Synopsis:
For Lexi Mewp. I was feeling tender and you were a friend and unabashedly creative. We made a book together. Oh may the years be kind to us, love.

Intent:
I'm publishing an album of mine here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike.

Background:
This album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin, SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk, The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.

12 Don't Call it Fucking

Inapropriate express - Investing in fire

I'm publishing an album of mine here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike.

This album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin, SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk, The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.

Humpday Stories ep. 11 The Rich Man's Daughter.
Back in it!
After a couple weeks hiatus I'm back to full enthusiasm.
In celebration this one's a bit meta, a racy tale in which the character is known for telling racy jokes. It's even got a happy ending.

I'm publishing an album of mine here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike.

This album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin, SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk, The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.Part 2 of the Album Investing in Fire

2 of 13 "new neighbors"

I came home and the power was out. The new neighbors were beyond thin walls and arguing. The only words I could make out were "thin", "heroin", "monkey". I fell asleep and drempt of mud.

I'm publishing an album of mine here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike.

This album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin, SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk, The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.Part 2 of the Album Investing in Fire

Humpday Stories ep. 10 Jack and His Family

1 of 13 "dealing with baked pushers"

This is what happens when you buy drugs from people you don't know. It comes on rough and drummy clicks with woodwinds and moans, laughter and glitches.

I'm publishing an album of mine here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike.

This album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin, SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk, The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.

Cycling 76's M 2.6
Propellerhead's Reason 2.0

Humpday Stories ep 8, Billy Fraiser Got Stuck

Now with a little intro! Wooo!
he done it with a bucket,

Humpday Stories ep. 6 Betsy and the mole skin

Humpday Stories ep. 5 Why god made stickers

She don't like molassas

ep 3

Story number 2. Some rude words, strange sense of humor for someone born and raised in a city.

camelCreator. Slowly drilling a missaligned square peg into a round hole while chewing gum on top of an adding machine halfway through an epileptic fit.

First is hopefully a long line of musical posts.

(cc) non-commercial attribute alike

Episode number 1, A little rushed, but hey, it's there.
Happy Wendsday!