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<title>shaven monkey barn sale</title>
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<description>get it while it's free and easy ;)</description>
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<itunes:subtitle>Shaven Monkey Barn Sale</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:summary>Bawdy tales, chin scratcher eletronic tunes, and suchness. </itunes:summary>
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<itunes:category text="Technology" />
<itunes:keywords>erotic story stories eletronic music contemporary art expression experimental</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:owner>
<itunes:email>3crows@gmail.com</itunes:email>
<itunes:name>Clear Menser</itunes:name>
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<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>qdbp ~ gameCore</title>
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<description><![CDATA[I haven't posted in forever, damn, sorry. Here's a more recently produced track. I'd like to think that it's a bit o' fun. <br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 21:23:07 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>qdbp ~ gameCore</title>
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<description><![CDATA[I haven't posted in forever, damn, sorry. Here's a more recently produced track. I'd like to think that it's a bit o' fun. <br/>]]></description>
<category>qdbp</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 21:22:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>qdbp ~ gameCore</title>
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<description><![CDATA[I haven't posted in forever, damn, sorry. Here's a more recently produced track. I'd like to think that it's a bit o' fun. <br/>]]></description>
<category>qdbp</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 20:48:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:05:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>clear menser creative commons track music free dance upbeat spanking whipcrack good</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>softAttack ~ Investing In Fire</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br/>Soft Attack ~ Investing In Fire <br/>
<br/>
Song:<br/>What if wars were fought with pillows and Valiums, feather beds and massages? What if the first army to fall asleep was victorious tucked in by the losers? I would join in a heartbeat. Set me out at the front lines. It would be no more absurd that what has been done historically. Dreams are real only as long as they last. <br/>
<br/>
<br/>
Intent:<br/>
I'm publishing an album of mine
here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three
months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my
stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike.<br/>
<br/>
Background:<br/>
This
album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by
years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin,
SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk,
The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it
all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.]]></description>
<category>investingInFire</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Apr 2007 23:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:09:03</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>free creative commons electronica music track instrumental strings podcast  clear menser</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>Peacec ~ Investing In Fire</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Peacec ~ Investing In Fire <br/>
<br/>
Song:<br/>
See the chrome colored rainbow over a sea of mercury. There on the
horizon is the gold and steel city, remnants of a long lost
civilization. The ghosts of flying machines patrol the boarder. The
barbed coral keeps out stray ships. You can hear the city singing in
the night, mourning the loss of its masters. <br/>
<br/>
<br/>
Intent:<br/>
I'm publishing an album of mine
here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three
months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my
stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike.<br/>
<br/>
Background:<br/>
This
album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by
years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin,
SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk,
The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it
all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.<br/>
]]></description>
<category>investingInFire</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2007 18:46:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:06:52</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>free creative commons electronica music track instrumental strings podcast  clear menser</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Humpday Stories ep. 23 The New Hired Man</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=192499#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Humpday Stories Episode 23 The New Hired Man<br/><br/>In which a young new farmhand makes a getaway after spending a night in jail. <br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:03:40</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>free creative commons raunchy podcast humpday story stories clear menser comedy rude ex</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<item>
<title>loosingIllusions ~ Investing In Fire</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Song:<br/>Multitasking takes it toll of memory from the theif's brain. Scripts once transparent become black boxes and we damn well hope and sure that they work this time. This is the last job I'm doin' and then I'm out. No need to break my neck for the daily meats and bread. Identity theft and cloning no problem. <br/><br/><br/>Intent:<br/>I'm publishing an album of mine
here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three
months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my
stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike.<br/><br/>Background:<br/>This
album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by
years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin,
SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk,
The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it
all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.]]></description>
<category>investingInFire</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 3 Mar 2007 22:49:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>free creative commons electronica music track instrumental strings podcast  clear menser</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>ezSleazy ~ Investing In Fire</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Song:<br/>So, I bought this implant off the net. Damn thing burned out on me after just a hundred hours. Sure it was only rated for twenty and sure I saw the insect god at the end of history and his bubbles of time, but all those damn advert for pickled herring and dog food, meh. <br/><br/>Intent:<br/>I'm publishing an album of mine
here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three
months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my
stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike.<br/><br/>Background:<br/>This
album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by
years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin,
SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk,
The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it
all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.]]></description>
<category>investingInFire</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2007 00:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:03:50</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>free creative commons electronica music track instrumental strings podcast  clear menser</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Ballad of the Lapp ~ Investing in Fire</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Song:<br/>At a broken moldy dock we sit and stare out into the darkened mists. It's midnight and the deep sea siren cries for our blood. A lone buoy tolls its warning on the crests of waves we cannot see. <br/><br/><br/>Intent:<br/>I'm publishing an album of mine
here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three
months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my
stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike.<br/><br/>Background:<br/>This
album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by
years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin,
SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk,
The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it
all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.]]></description>
<category>investingInFire</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 Feb 2007 23:18:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:04:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>free creative commons electronica music track instrumental strings podcast  clear menser</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Humpday Stories ep. 22 Cut their knockers off</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=181886#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Hupday Stories, Ep 22 Cut their knockers off. <br/><br/>A cautionary tale for the paramour and cheating wife. In a rare occasion the husband gets the upper hand. <br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:13:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:02:22</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>free creative commons raunchy podcast humpday story stories clear menser comedy rude explicit tale funny crass</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>A Thousand Days Unwound ~ Investing In Fire</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Disclaimer:<br/>My apologies to all those awaiting a new track. I'm sorry it's been three long months. It's true that life is what happens to you when you're planning your life. For rebates on purchase please send an SASE with a photo copy of your receipt. <br/><br/>Song:<br/>Tension and contrast, millions of images flash by at stuttering speed. We see an undercurrent of darkness pierced by light and song. What if you lived the past 3 years in 3 minutes and 33 seconds? All the joy and all the suffering. <br/><br/>Intent:<br/>I'm publishing an album of mine
here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three
months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my
stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike.<br/><br/>Background:<br/>This
album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by
years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin,
SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk,
The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it
all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.]]></description>
<category>investingInFire</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Feb 2007 22:52:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/clearmenser/aThousandTuesdaysUnwound.mp3" length="3676361" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:03:33</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>free creative commons electronica music track instrumental strings podcast  clear menser</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Humpday Stories ep 21 The Half Wit and the Eeel</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=167135#</link>
<description><![CDATA[A young woman makes an error in retrievability, he father fixes the problem, and a young man of dubious intelligence gets more than he deserves. <br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 3 Jan 2007 16:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:02:14</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>free creative commons raunchy podcast humpday story stories clear menser comedy rude ex</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Humpday stories ep. 20 A Long Time Back</title>
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<description><![CDATA[2 old coots in a race to outdo each other in a ridiculous <br/>form of lying time travel. Who wins?<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 6 Dec 2006 16:15:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/clearmenser/020_aLongTimeBack.mp3" length="2862315" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:01:44</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>free creative commons raunchy podcast humpday story stories clear menser comedy rude ex</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Humpday Stories ep. 19 Rabbit Got 'em Told</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=151825#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Three good friends hit it big, and good help is hard to find. <br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:44:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:02:08</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords> free creative commons raunchy podcast humpday story stories clear menser comedy rude explicit tale funny crass</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Humpday Stories ep. 18 Collins and the Doctor</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=149032#</link>
<description><![CDATA[In which our hero, the fool, rendered near sexless, fully demonstrates his lack of wisdom to an awestruck audience. <br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 7 Nov 2006 06:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/clearmenser/018_CollinsAndTheDoctor.mp3" length="2755319" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:01:41</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>free creative commons raunchy podcast humpday story stories clear menser comedy rude explicit tale funny crass</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Humpday Stories ep: 17 The two Preachers</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=146890#</link>
<description><![CDATA[In which men of the cloth compete in vice. <br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 1 Nov 2006 03:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=146890#</guid>
<author>clearmenser</author>
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<itunes:duration>00:02:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>comedy spoken word free creative commons raunchy dirty joke story tale</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Humpday Stories ep. 16 It Didn't cost him nothing.</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=144669#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Humpday Stories ep. 16 It Didn't cost him nothing. <br/><br/>A man, a bet, a sneaky screw. ]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 26 Oct 2006 03:01:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:02:07</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>erotic nasty rude crude sexy comedy story spoken word explicit old</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Humpday Stories ep. 15 The Loss of Jenkin Horn</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=142383#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Humpday Stories ep. 15 The Loss of Jenkin Horn<br/><br/>In which a preacher and a sheepherder are confused by a young country girl hungry for fun. <br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 15:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
<guid isPermaLink="true">http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=142383#</guid>
<enclosure url="http://media.libsyn.com/media/clearmenser/015_TheLossOfJenkinHorn.mp3" length="3185193" type="audio/mpeg"/>
<itunes:duration>00:02:06</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>explicity sexy folk tale comedy story spoken word free creative commons rude joke</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>Humpday Stories ep. 14 He didn't get no pension</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=139646#</link>
<description><![CDATA[ep. 14 He Didn't get no pension<br/><br/>In which a veteran is betrayed by his own virility. <br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Oct 2006 20:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:01:58</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>baudy explicity raunchy sexy story comedy free spoken word</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
</item>
<item>
<title>A pregnate Junky ~ Investing In Fire</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=138171#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Synopsis:<br/>She doesn't want it, can't afford it, and doesn't even know how it got there. It's the junk man, she needs the fix, the speed, the knowledge that everything is going to be okay, if just for now. <br/><br/>Intent:<br/>I'm publishing an album of mine
here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three
months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my
stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike.<br/><br/>Background:<br/>This
album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by
years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin,
SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk,
The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it
all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.]]></description>
<category>investingInFire</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 7 Oct 2006 22:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>electronica music free creative commons abstract ecclectica strange</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
</item>
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<title>Humpday Stories Ep 13 The Man Who Had a Baby</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Humpday Stories Ep 13 The Man Who Had a Baby<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 4 Oct 2006 23:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:01:57</itunes:duration>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>for Lex ~ Investing in Fire</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<br/>5 of 13 &quot;4 Lex&quot;<br/><br/>Synopsis:<br/>For Lexi Mewp. I was feeling tender and you were a friend and unabashedly creative. We made a book together. Oh may the years be kind to us, love. <br/><br/>Intent:<br/>I'm publishing an album of mine here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike.<br/><br/>Background:<br/>This album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin, SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk, The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>investingInFire</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 21:25:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Humpday Stories ep. 12 Don't Call it Fucking</title>
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<description><![CDATA[12 Don't Call it Fucking<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 20:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:01:45</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>podcast comedy spoken word dirty joke story</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Inapropriate express ~ Investing in Fire</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Inapropriate express - Investing in fire<br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;">4 of 13 &quot;inapropriate express&quot; <br/></div><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Synopsis:</span><br/></div><div style="text-align: left;">I'm warning you now, it's a bit hard and noisy. We all have those kind of days, too busy to smell the flowers. Useful sometimes and tight. <br/></div><span style="font-style: italic;"><br/>Intent:</span><br/></div>I'm
publishing an album of mine here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a
Saturday for the next three months and change. The music is free (as in
beer), like the rest of my stuff here, creative commons non-commercial
share alike. <br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Background:</span><br/></div>This
album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by
years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin,
SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk,
The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it
all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.<br type="_moz"/>]]></description>
<category>investingInFire</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 18:08:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:03:10</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>free electronic music ecclectic noise idm bass drum synth experimental</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Humpday Stories ep. 11 The Rich Man's Daughter</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=132384#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Humpday Stories ep. 11 The Rich Man's Daughter.<br/>Back in it!<br/>After a couple weeks hiatus I'm back to full enthusiasm. <br/>In celebration this one's a bit meta, a racy tale in which the character is known for telling racy jokes. It's even got a happy ending. <br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 20:06:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>podcast comedy spoken word dirty joke story</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>for the ever ~ Investing In Fire</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=130839#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<a href="../../../index.php?action=podcast&editId=119989"><br/></a><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;">3 of 13 &quot;for the ever&quot; <br/></div><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Synopsis:</span><br/></div><div style="text-align: left;">It was late at night when I discovered the secret to perceptual motion. All that had to happen was a hand clap and it was done. Everything after that was sustainable. <br/></div><span style="font-style: italic;"><br/>Intent:</span><br/></div>I'm
publishing an album of mine here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a
Saturday for the next three months and change. The music is free (as in
beer), like the rest of my stuff here, creative commons non-commercial
share alike. <br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Background:</span><br/></div>This
album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by
years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin,
SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk,
The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it
all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.Part 2 of the Album Investing in Fire]]></description>
<category>investingInFire</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:41:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:04:42</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>electronic music free creative commons</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
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<title>new neighbors ~ Investing In Fire</title>
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<description><![CDATA[2 of 13 &quot;new neighbors&quot; <br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Synopsis:</span><br/></div>I came home and the power was out. The new neighbors were beyond thin walls and arguing. The only words I could make out were &quot;thin&quot;, &quot;heroin&quot;, &quot;monkey&quot;. I fell asleep and drempt of mud. <br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Intent:</span><br/></div>I'm
publishing an album of mine here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a
Saturday for the next three months and change. The music is free (as in
beer), like the rest of my stuff here, creative commons non-commercial
share alike. <br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Background:</span><br/></div>This
album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by
years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin,
SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk,
The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it
all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.Part 2 of the Album Investing in Fire<br/>]]></description>
<category>investingInFire</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 15:48:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:03:49</itunes:duration>
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<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:subtitle>New Neighbors ~ Investing In Fire</itunes:subtitle>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Humpday Stories ep. 10 Jack and His Family</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=118427#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Humpday Stories ep. 10 Jack and His Family<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 9 Aug 2006 15:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Humpday Stories ep. 9 The Old Tanner</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=116165#</link>
<description><![CDATA[<br _moz_editor_bogus_node="TRUE"/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 2 Aug 2006 16:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>dealing with baked pushers ~ investing in fire</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=114773#</link>
<description><![CDATA[1 of 13 &quot;dealing with baked pushers&quot; <br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Synopsis:</span><br/></div>This is what happens when you buy drugs from people you don't know. It comes on rough and drummy clicks with woodwinds and moans, laughter and glitches.<br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Intent:</span><br/></div>I'm publishing an album of mine here of a baker's dozen tracks, one track a Saturday for the next three months and change. The music is free (as in beer), like the rest of my stuff here, creative commons non-commercial share alike. <br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Background:</span><br/></div>This album is a little over a year old. I made it all alone yet inspired by years of listening to the likes of Orbital, Orb, Aphex Twin, SquarePusher, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, The Art of Noise, Daft Punk, The Furure Sound Of London, etc... and surprises of surprises I made it all with software I own. All on my powerbook 1.25 Gz.<br/><br/><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">Tools: </span><br/></div><a href="http://">Cycling 76's M 2.6<br/></a><a href="http://www.cycling74.com/downloads/m">Propellerhead's Reason 2.0</a><br type="_moz"/>]]></description>
<category>investingInFire</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Jul 2006 15:29:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:05:43</itunes:duration>
<itunes:keywords>electronic drum and bass glitch</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Humpday Stories ep 8, Billy Fraiser Got Stuck</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=113849#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Humpday Stories ep 8, Billy Fraiser Got Stuck]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 16:05:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Humpday Stories ep 7 He done it with a bucket</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=111738#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Now with a little intro! Wooo!<br/>he done it with a bucket, <br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jul 2006 15:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Humpday Stories ep. 6 Betsy and the mole skin</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=109523#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Humpday Stories ep. 6 Betsy and the mole skin]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jul 2006 15:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:02:10</itunes:duration>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Humpday Stories ep. 5 Why god made stickers</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=107510#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Humpday Stories ep. 5 Why god made stickers]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 6 Jul 2006 03:39:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Humpday Stories ep. 4 She don't like molassas</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=105193#</link>
<description><![CDATA[She don't like molassas<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jun 2006 16:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>No</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Humpday Stories ep. 3 Fireworks under the bed</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=102854#</link>
<description><![CDATA[ep 3<br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jun 2006 06:09:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Humpday Stories ep. 2 The Pride of Durkerville</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=100630#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Story number 2. Some rude words, strange sense of humor for someone born and raised in a city. <br/>]]></description>
<category>podcasts</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:45:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:keywords>comedy humor rude sexy nude sex</itunes:keywords>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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<title>camelCreator</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=99001#</link>
<description><![CDATA[camelCreator. Slowly drilling a missaligned square peg into a round hole while chewing gum on top of an adding machine halfway through an epileptic fit. <br/><br/>First is hopefully a long line of musical posts. <br/><br/>(cc) non-commercial attribute alike<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 9 Jun 2006 03:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:duration>00:03:36</itunes:duration>
<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Clean</itunes:explicit>
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<title>Humpday Stories ep. 1 Pissing in the snow</title>
<link>http://clearmenser.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=98496#</link>
<description><![CDATA[Episode number 1, A little rushed, but hey, it's there. <br/>Happy Wendsday!<br/>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 7 Jun 2006 15:58:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<itunes:author>Clear Menser</itunes:author>
<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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